All of the following captions come from the one and only Horsie!
How many times have I caught him looking at my ass?
Good God, Chakotay! What did you have for dinner?!
Not bad in the buns department...
It says, 'to enhance personal pleasure...' This is a SEX toy?!
So how do you use it?
You're not using it on ME, that's for sure!
OK, I'll play the melody and you play the chords. Ready?
I never tried getting her good and drunk before! Here's hoping!