Added May 24, 2005!

All of the following captions come from the one and only Horsie!

How many times have I caught him looking at my ass?

Good God, Chakotay! What did you have for dinner?!

Not bad in the buns department...

It says, 'to enhance personal pleasure...' This is a SEX toy?!

So how do you use it?

You're not using it on ME, that's for sure!

OK, I'll play the melody and you play the chords. Ready?

I never tried getting her good and drunk before! Here's hoping!

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